she/herTumblr (3.0; @norncaput)http://norncaput.tumblr.com/<p><a href="http://just-shower-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/175184216589/centaurs-have-remarkably-good-abs-for-a-species" class="tumblr_blog">just-shower-thoughts</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Centaurs have remarkably good abs for a species that can’t do situps.</p></blockquote>http://norncaput.tumblr.com/post/175184421538http://norncaput.tumblr.com/post/175184421538Sat, 23 Jun 2018 18:26:53 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4b2c6895cc30bd86de4ba0c523cebba7/tumblr_n4r66ztGZx1qev7vdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://rainh.tumblr.com/post/171182314368/fascist-sartre-and-his-cat-called-nothing" class="tumblr_blog">rainh</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fascist.tumblr.com/post/84218260119/sartre-and-his-cat-called-nothing">fascist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Sartre and his cat called Nothing.</p> </blockquote> <p>suspicious dinner guest: what was that odd noise upstairs? </p> <p>saertre: oh, Nothing, probably </p> </blockquote>http://norncaput.tumblr.com/post/174762894938http://norncaput.tumblr.com/post/174762894938Sun, 10 Jun 2018 15:34:34 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/024ce282c00398813bfea9aff2838704/tumblr_p8e5um1Qic1s78x4wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://rihannainfinity.tumblr.com/post/173692544291/rihanna-inside-the-met-heavenly-bodies-exhibition" class="tumblr_blog">rihannainfinity</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><small>Rihanna inside the Met Heavenly Bodies exhibition</small></p></blockquote>http://norncaput.tumblr.com/post/174762806658http://norncaput.tumblr.com/post/174762806658Sun, 10 Jun 2018 15:31:15 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/244d77a84364fd2e698b15b27fb1802c/tumblr_pa4amoTz7S1vlks32o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://humansoflatecapitalism.tumblr.com/post/174759213054/httpstwittercomhumansoflate" class="tumblr_blog">humansoflatecapitalism</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>🕊 <a href="https://twitter.com/HumansOfLate">https://twitter.com/HumansOfLate</a></p> <p>🕊 <a href="https://www.instagram.com/HumansOfLate">https://www.instagram.com/HumansOfLate</a></p> </blockquote>http://norncaput.tumblr.com/post/174761257218http://norncaput.tumblr.com/post/174761257218Sun, 10 Jun 2018 14:33:30 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e9f60d360e5fc1c437b47a0866ed2e84/tumblr_mwwe4oHYCc1qf3865o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://norncaput.tumblr.com/post/174681678328http://norncaput.tumblr.com/post/174681678328Thu, 07 Jun 2018 23:37:34 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/81c99728fa094cf09116c6c35bb56628/tumblr_p3xlg0NPh81rjbkdko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fleamontpotter.tumblr.com/post/170715776659/there-will-never-be-another-headline-that-comes" class="tumblr_blog">fleamontpotter</a>:</p><blockquote><p>there will never be another headline that comes close to comparing with this</p></blockquote>http://norncaput.tumblr.com/post/174035584733http://norncaput.tumblr.com/post/174035584733Fri, 18 May 2018 21:15:03 -0400<p><a href="http://profeminist.tumblr.com/post/170068580922/rip-sci-fi-legend-ursula-k-leguin" class="tumblr_blog">profeminist</a>:</p><blockquote> <figure data-orig-width="615" data-orig-height="524" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/eae09275edbea7cc3306833d8dc7895b/tumblr_inline_p31tpuGC2O1rict0a_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="615" data-orig-height="524"/></figure><p> “We are volcanoes.  When we women offer our experience as our truth, as human truth, all the maps change. There are new mountains.” -Ursula K. Le Guin has died, via @nytimes #Portland <br/></p> <p>- <a href="https://twitter.com/AnnCurry/status/955952538846625792">Ann Curry</a></p> <h2><a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2018/01/23/obituaries/ursula-k-le-guin-acclaimed-for-her-fantasy-fiction-is-dead-at-88.html?smprod=nytcore-ipad&amp;smid=nytcore-ipad-share"> Ursula K. Le Guin, Acclaimed for Her Fantasy Fiction, Is Dead at 88</a></h2> <figure data-orig-width="615" data-orig-height="437" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5364e06d96f8fb7f364fbdeba5fd74f5/tumblr_inline_p31tu23Z5Z1rict0a_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="615" data-orig-height="437"/></figure><p> “We live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable. So did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings. Resistance and change often begin in art, and very often in our art, the art of words.”   ― Ursula K. Le Guin <br/></p> <p> - <a href="https://twitter.com/magpiekilljoy/status/955937681397157888">Margaret Killjoy‏</a> <br/></p> </blockquote>http://norncaput.tumblr.com/post/172285435703http://norncaput.tumblr.com/post/172285435703Mon, 26 Mar 2018 17:09:30 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b5789efb86a81a3c349fc8f76fe1be01/tumblr_p4s3yj6RiT1whb4wao1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5d457fbcd0db2ff4d03ae7fbb34066c4/tumblr_p4s3yj6RiT1whb4wao2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4062fbeb5d010f60e90a47da776b3295/tumblr_p4s3yj6RiT1whb4wao5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/672331ff101894988ddc6ef05cb08fdc/tumblr_p4s3yj6RiT1whb4wao4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/290d374cde408635bb53e8d80f34fb7e/tumblr_p4s3yj6RiT1whb4wao3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="https://gahdamnpunk.tumblr.com/post/171323046504/this-is-so-heartwarming" class="tumblr_blog">gahdamnpunk</a>:</p> <blockquote><p style="">This is so heartwarming<br/></p></blockquote>http://norncaput.tumblr.com/post/171502329438http://norncaput.tumblr.com/post/171502329438Sat, 03 Mar 2018 20:46:38 -0500<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a547cc4b7024266fbf0334ba74f5098c/tumblr_p3idgcDaSE1r3gqwio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://norncaput.tumblr.com/post/171502295428http://norncaput.tumblr.com/post/171502295428Sat, 03 Mar 2018 20:45:22 -0500<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e3b043139728107f1f83c99348db313a/tumblr_p4otfduSWt1qewacoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://norncaput.tumblr.com/post/171502214703http://norncaput.tumblr.com/post/171502214703Sat, 03 Mar 2018 20:42:21 -0500 <video id='embed-5b343794a5105494329385' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='400' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ommgszhwLS1uvv5gh_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":34,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"http://68.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_ommgszhwLS1uvv5gh_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"200"}}' > <source src="https://norncaput.tumblr.com/video_file/t:0XCfTrEth4qEGrdkmEVkBQ/171502125913/tumblr_ommgszhwLS1uvv5gh" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="http://babyanimalgifs.tumblr.com/post/158246382417/pool-party" class="tumblr_blog">babyanimalgifs</a>:</p><blockquote><h2>POOL PARTY</h2></blockquote>http://norncaput.tumblr.com/post/171502125913http://norncaput.tumblr.com/post/171502125913Sat, 03 Mar 2018 20:39:08 -0500<p><a href="https://cobaltdays.tumblr.com/post/170067020843/my-pet-does-anything-me" class="tumblr_blog">cobaltdays</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my pet: *does anything*</p> <p>me:</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="634" data-orig-width="1242"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/47a593ecce254572e08c545fcfde5537/tumblr_inline_p31qsw5Y0Z1upem7o_500.jpg" data-orig-height="634" data-orig-width="1242"/></figure></blockquote>http://norncaput.tumblr.com/post/171502034368http://norncaput.tumblr.com/post/171502034368Sat, 03 Mar 2018 20:35:34 -0500 <video id='embed-5b343794a5688629512852' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='500' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_p4zc0fgwXg1rd8qzh_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":7,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"http://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_p4zc0fgwXg1rd8qzh_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"250"}}' > <source src="https://norncaput.tumblr.com/video_file/t:0XCfTrEth4qEGrdkmEVkBQ/171501972773/tumblr_p4zc0fgwXg1rd8qzh/480" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="http://ya-wn.tumblr.com/post/171466343513/please-for-the-love-of-god-turn-ur-sound-on" class="tumblr_blog">ya-wn</a>:</p><blockquote><p>please for the love of god turn ur sound on</p></blockquote>http://norncaput.tumblr.com/post/171501972773http://norncaput.tumblr.com/post/171501972773Sat, 03 Mar 2018 20:33:21 -0500<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/96632b175f5597979ccd948d37aaab30/tumblr_msh097LC8W1rznn4wo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://norncaput.tumblr.com/post/171501788213http://norncaput.tumblr.com/post/171501788213Sat, 03 Mar 2018 20:26:22 -0500<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4111f7b685ead46e0c2093098d685302/tumblr_p3r2zhW1uc1r4noq0o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c3286d16c9f3387fa0f5343c7148cc4a/tumblr_p3r2zhW1uc1r4noq0o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/256af839a122f9e8af1dfee6e3d28886/tumblr_p3r2zhW1uc1r4noq0o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4bb098b18a294d27719eeec2bbd147f0/tumblr_p3r2zhW1uc1r4noq0o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://ignigeno.tumblr.com/post/170588380859/the-chimera-i-designed-for-our-new-lego-show-i" class="tumblr_blog">ignigeno</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The chimera I designed for our new LEGO show. I cannot express how much of a labor of love this was. It took over 100 hours just to design, let alone build and is one of the largest and most complex sculptures I’ve done. <br/></p> <p>Fun fact: This model used every single LEGO color available in standard brick.<br/></p> </blockquote>http://norncaput.tumblr.com/post/170596686963http://norncaput.tumblr.com/post/170596686963Tue, 06 Feb 2018 22:14:34 -0500<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3cc8ba863754217335a1315a30e99129/tumblr_p2rmjbwFa41vuha5ro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://norncaput.tumblr.com/post/170436599398http://norncaput.tumblr.com/post/170436599398Fri, 02 Feb 2018 19:57:15 -0500<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/779c6022ce05d1e91b2124bd7acdc82a/tumblr_mkqsnkuO5T1qjeyd4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://sammmyiam-blog.tumblr.com/post/47120050155/sunbeam-snake-xenopeltis-unicolor" class="tumblr_blog">sammmyiam-blog</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><em>Sunbeam Snake (Xenopeltis unicolor)</em> </p></blockquote>http://norncaput.tumblr.com/post/170436596978http://norncaput.tumblr.com/post/170436596978Fri, 02 Feb 2018 19:57:10 -0500 <video id='embed-5b343794a5e74082138898' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='230' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_p0vaatzkJ31ulmr2u_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":58,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"http://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_p0vaatzkJ31ulmr2u_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"114"}}' > <source src="https://norncaput.tumblr.com/video_file/t:0XCfTrEth4qEGrdkmEVkBQ/170435933398/tumblr_p0vaatzkJ31ulmr2u" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="https://elodieunderglass.tumblr.com/post/168683552658/rokirovka-theminism-raveger-enrique262" class="tumblr_blog">elodieunderglass</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://rokirovka.tumblr.com/post/168592469818/theminism-raveger-enrique262" class="tumblr_blog">rokirovka</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://theminism.tumblr.com/post/168591118239/raveger-enrique262" class="tumblr_blog">theminism</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://raveger.tumblr.com/post/168558075266/enrique262-captain-price-official" class="tumblr_blog">raveger</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://enrique262.tumblr.com/post/168547850150/captain-price-official-marcommarco" class="tumblr_blog">enrique262</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://captain-price-official.tumblr.com/post/168545362669/marcommarco-inzertbreaks-tomroughneck" class="tumblr_blog">captain-price-official</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://marcommarco.tumblr.com/post/168532149021/inzertbreaks-tomroughneck-meanwhile-in-russia" class="tumblr_blog">marcommarco</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://inzertbreaks.tumblr.com/post/168500812842/tomroughneck-meanwhile-in-russia-annyi" class="tumblr_blog">inzertbreaks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://tomroughneck.tumblr.com/post/168477949775/meanwhile-in-russia" class="tumblr_blog">tomroughneck</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Meanwhile in Russia </p></blockquote> <p>annyi.</p> </blockquote> <p style="">gente decisa<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>The bigger vehicle has right of way. </p> </blockquote> <p>Russians cannot into chill. </p> </blockquote> <p>This is what I call a satisfying video</p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mxFg2J3NFE5qHeEhkB36dUQ">@rokirovka</a> blease tell me what these poor benighted motherfuckers are saying</p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mxGPSv_arBO5gXhWBRwh-MQ">@theminism</a> tbf speakers 1 and 2 seem like pretty reasonable people… i can’t really translate much of what the benighted motherfuckers involved are saying since they’re farther away (and swearing is hard to translate) but here goes nothing lmao just for you</p> <p><b>speaker 1:</b> What, they can’t drive out of each other’s way?</p> <p><b>speaker 2:</b> It looks like they can’t drive out of each other’s way. There’s not enough space. And they’re fighting.</p> <p><b>speaker 1:</b> They should have just pulled off and let the excavator go first.</p> <p><b>speaker 2 [interrupting]:</b> Of course.</p> <p><b>speaker 1:</b> What the heck are they doing over there</p> <p><b>speaker 2:</b> What the heck</p> <p><b>speaker 1:</b> Woah woah what the heck okay wow</p> <p><b>speaker 2: </b>What the hell [gets out of car] Hey, hey guys! What the f[this is where the beep comes in] are you doing!</p> <p><b>speaker 3:</b> Don’t take pictures!</p> <p><b>speaker 2:</b> I’m filming!</p> <p><b>speakers 3 and 4:</b> [inaudible] Don’t take pictures! Put the phone away!</p> <p><b>speaker 2:</b> Guys, calm down!</p> <p><i>[the reckoning arrives]</i></p> <p><b>speakers 3 and 4</b>: [general yelling] No no no! f[beep]! Wow! Wow! [yelling continues inaudibly]</p> <p><b>speaker 2:</b> Wow guys! [laughs] Fuck, dudes! Wow you messed up! [laughs] now that, man, is a fuck up! Motherf[beep]! Get ‘em!</p> </blockquote> <p>I think the loveliest thing about this, which the transcript brings out, is that Speaker 1 and Speaker 2, in addition to filming the whole scene, and providing hilarious deadpan commentary, were fully prepared to defend the excavator-driver - squaring up to fight, but also trying to resolve it peacefully. So while we may all go “LOL russia” because these events have escalated so astonishingly, we can appreciate that these guys are the Real Heroes and most of us would not have been half as cool.</p> </blockquote>http://norncaput.tumblr.com/post/170435933398http://norncaput.tumblr.com/post/170435933398Fri, 02 Feb 2018 19:33:32 -0500<p><a href="http://straightboyfriend.tumblr.com/post/170133531014/im-glad-cats-meow-thats-the-perfect-noise-for" class="tumblr_blog">straightboyfriend</a>:</p><blockquote><p>I’m glad cats meow that’s the perfect noise for their shape &amp; size</p></blockquote>http://norncaput.tumblr.com/post/170435650838http://norncaput.tumblr.com/post/170435650838Fri, 02 Feb 2018 19:24:15 -0500<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/090369044340ac84d3cc2070baea530a/tumblr_okrpjkwKfo1v7xdh6o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/acfe2ee5b720bbca633f9e6cc388dea9/tumblr_okrpjkwKfo1v7xdh6o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/eb02f4d5f11c46af14a40a4a0312ea41/tumblr_okrpjkwKfo1v7xdh6o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/811533296e5f26980543f296a6d6d23f/tumblr_okrpjkwKfo1v7xdh6o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0512fed9775359a71833c08387c61d11/tumblr_okrpjkwKfo1v7xdh6o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://norncaput.tumblr.com/post/170435235513http://norncaput.tumblr.com/post/170435235513Fri, 02 Feb 2018 19:10:56 -0500